'Bless me Father, for I have
sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Tommy Hebert?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Tommy Hebert, I'm sure to
find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Leblanc?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Thibodeaux?'
'I'll never tell.'
' Was it Nina Boudreaux?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Breaux?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa Robicheaux, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Tommy Hebert, and I
admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Tommy walks back to his pew, and his friend Marcel slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'
4 months vacation and five good leads. |
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PLEASE WAIT UNTIL THE GROUP CHANGES POSITIONS.
IS IT TWELVE OR THIRTEEN??
WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM?
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Daddy's car in the woods?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into
the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
Passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he
ran home and Started to tell his mother. ‘Mummy, I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
Giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting
story, let’s save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on
Daddy's Face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story
Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take
his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy
and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs....'
Mummy fainted!
Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut Up and listen to the whole story before you
interrupt!
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