Bubba's Pregnant
Sister
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to
fall into a deep coma.
After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, " Ma'am,
you had twins -- a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your Brother came in and
named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's Name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers
The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was Wrong about
my brother.
I really like the name Denise."
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew." |
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Spend wisely...........
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,
If we purchase a computer it will all go to India,
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and
Guatemala,
If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan,
If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it
will help the American economy. |
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind
of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is
in her menstrual cycle.
For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to
a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his forehead while he
is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
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